Ask anybody with school-aged kids these days and they’ll tell you that one of the most baffling things to contend with is the panoply of utterly ridiculous names parents have been saddling their kids with in recent years.

But in Norway, where Covid, cold weather and (we assume) a terrifying shortage of televisions have combined to spark a veritable baby boom, parents have had their “what the Fjørd are we going to call it?” questions answered by … *checks notes* … IKEA.

The company has decided to throw open its so-Scandi-it’s-painful product name database to help new parents find something unique to call the fruit of their loins.

It’s perfect for the parents having trouble choosing a moniker for the heir to your swollen portfolio, provided you’re okay with naming that child after the kind of chipboard bed that will fall apart while you’re trying to make the next one.

Bad news, though, for anyone looking to ensure their child has a bright future with a footy – I’ve already claimed the name Huvudroll Vinterkall for any future child of mine… and no – you’re not allowed to copy.

Meatballs Refrigerator is a fine name for a child. Pic via Getty

Anyway… The whole thing’s either a blatantly transparent PR stunt, or they celebrate April Fool’s Day in June in that part of the world for some reason.

Honestly, it’s kind of hard to tell, because learning how to read Norwegian in under 45 minutes this morning turned out to be a lot harder than it sounds.

 

TO MARKETS

Aussie markets have started the day by demonstrating all of the charm and poise of a meatball fight, dropping under 7,000 points for the first time in June after a woeful showing from our friends in the US overnight.

Locally, sector after sector filled their boots with concrete and hopped overboard, with Energy (-1.79%), Real Estate (-1.25%), Info Tech (-2.05%) and Materials (-2.26%) all deciding to spend the June long weekend at the bottom of the sea.

Falling hard from corporate boxes were materials players Alumina (ASX:AWC), down more than 6.0%, and Lynas (ASX:LYC), which fell nearly 8.0%. Hot on their heels was tech firm Block Inc (ASX:SQ2), which slid nearly 7.0% before lunch.

We’ll get to the little guys in a bit – but looking overseas, a broad sell-off across Wall Street sent indices plummeting. The Nasdaq felt the brunt of the heat (-2.75%), with the S&P (-2.38%) and the Dow (-1.94%) not too far behind.

Around Asia, and the markets were as cold as the cashier’s smile at Coles. Japan and Hong Kong fell 1.41% and 0.97% respectively, while Shanghai posted another flat morning.

Oil broke its lucky streak, dipping down about 1.0% to a shade over $120 a barrel, gold fell 0.25% and the Aussie dollar remained largely unchanged.

 

ASX SMALL CAP WINNERS

Here are the best performing ASX small cap stocks for June 10 [intraday]:

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Code Company Price % Market Cap
LKO Lakes Blue Energy 0.002 100% $45,040,352
PLG Pearlgullironlimited 0.08 60% $2,745,115
CPO Culpeominerals 0.355 25% $12,539,184
HSC HSC Technology Group 0.012 20% $21,727,393
SUH Southern Hem Min 0.02 18% $4,986,571
ARO Astro Resources NL 0.0035 17% $14,115,724
OAR OAR Resources Ltd 0.007 17% $12,927,388
HE8 Helios Energy Ltd 0.089 16% $200,511,807
VAL Valor Resources Ltd 0.008 14% $25,580,920
FRS Forrestaniaresources 0.16 14% $3,933,833
GTE Great Western Exp. 0.09 14% $13,449,522
MKR Manuka Resources. 0.22 13% $23,040,758
VN8 Vonex Limited. 0.078 12% $23,179,719
EFE Eastern Resources 0.028 12% $24,860,916
HPP Health Plant Protein 0.09 11% $9,948,480
MM1 Midasmineralsltd 0.3 11% $14,698,294
PWN Parkway Corp Ltd 0.01 11% $19,919,362
SBR Sabre Resources 0.005 11% $12,553,790
SHE Stonehorse Energy Lt 0.02 11% $12,319,831
SIS Simble Solutions 0.01 11% $3,808,495
AHK Ark Mines Limited 0.265 10% $7,994,425
BAT Battery Minerals Ltd 0.0055 10% $11,737,323
CXU Cauldron Energy Ltd 0.011 10% $5,354,113
TMK TMK Energy Limited 0.011 10% $28,800,000
KTA Krakatoa Resources 0.067 10% $21,027,305
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Down in the Small Caps locker rooms, Culpeo Minerals (ASX:CPO) added to Monday’s phenomenal gains, throwing another 25% into the trunk of the car before heading off to enjoy the long weekend.

Pearl Gull Iron (ASX:PLG), which Emma Davies very kindly talked us through this morning, climbed another 60% this morning, adding even more value on top of yesterday’s big hike – but with a market cap still lurking around under $3m, it’s not going to be too hard to move the needle.

But the big gainer was Lakes Blue Energy (ASX:LKO), which turned up the nitrous and added 100% to its price, on the heels of news that its Petroleum Prospecting Licence 560 in Papua New Guinea has been extended by one year, to 22 December 2026.

 

ASX SMALL CAP LOSERS

Here are the worst performing ASX small cap stocks for June 10 [intraday]:

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Code Company Price % Market Cap
ALT Analytica Limited 0.001 -33% 6,920,702
ANL Amani Gold Ltd 0.001 -33% 34,940,162
TPP Tempo Australia 0.05 -29% 25,489,485
GGX Gas2Grid Limited 0.002 -20% 10,145,255
GLV Global Oil & Gas 0.004 -20% 9,366,774
LNY Laneway Res Ltd 0.004 -20% 31,510,082
KCC Kincora Copper 0.078 -17% 6,885,041
PNR Pantoro Limited 0.25 -17% 472,506,521
AXP AXP Energy Ltd 0.005 -17% 34,873,084
PGM Platina Resources 0.033 -15% 16,940,911
EDE Eden Inv Ltd 0.011 -15% 30,301,847
AKO Akora Resources 0.2 -15% 14,827,782
B4P Beforepay Group 0.315 -15% 12,523,201
GLA Gladiator Resources 0.023 -15% 13,963,587
ATV Activeportgroupltd 0.09 -14% 10,431,491
BCK Brockman Mining Ltd 0.03 -14% 324,808,125
CAD Caeneus Minerals 0.006 -14% 32,624,236
TD1 Tali Digital Limited 0.006 -14% 8,573,542
AHN Athena Resources 0.025 -14% 23,576,059
CI1 Credit Intelligence 0.1 -13% 9,215,757
BEL Bentley Capital Ltd 0.082 -13% 7,156,024
TRU Truscreen 0.048 -13% 19,957,644
ARC ARC Funds Limited 0.45 -13% 15,489,321
AJQ Armour Energy Ltd 0.007 -13% 16,315,611
DDT DataDot Technology 0.007 -13% 9,950,956
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