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The Secret Broker

The Secret Broker: Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a basic maths education

These are letters that Santa has forwarded to TSB as they require very deep financial skills to answer and some…

The Secret Broker: 2023 – the year to cut down some tall poppies… but not your neighbour’s grass

2023 goals - stay humble and live within your means. Try not to steal $US15bn off other people and avoid…

The Secret Broker: This won’t hurt a bit

We've all seen the 'brick in a bag' gag... but have you ever experienced the dreaded arm-shortening disease with only…

The Secret Broker: Pulling a two-jacketer? Check the timetable and call the divorce lawyer…

TSB's Monday morning story of his Friday night five-hour trip home became legendary... until Tom from accounts chimed in.

The Secret Broker: Eat, sleep, buy cheap, repeat

After 35 years of stockbroking for some of the biggest houses and investors in Australia and the UK, the Secret…

The Secret Broker: Beware beware the Ides of Dec- hic! -ember

Office Christmas parties are dangerous, hmmkay? But not as dangerous as making your office more luxurious than the boss's.

The Secret Broker: Heads I win.Tails you lose!

It's all the same. Crypto, pokies or trading on the ASX. It's just a case of cufflinks and how many…

The Secret Broker: What a rich twit

Musk is such a weird name, as is Elon. I have never heard of an Elon before but I know…

The Secret Broker: If you have a U and a C and a K in your surname then you probably need to grow a pair of… legs

If I could hang out with Metaverse Mark and chew the fat over a few Avatar Martinis, I could help…

The Secret Broker: Walls within walls, and a one-way door for complete bankers

Thay're paying 10c a bottle at the dump but Mrs B's got guests arriving for dinner. Maybe still time to…