KFC is releasing a new gaming console which comes with built-in chicken chamber to keep food warm while you play.

Not a joke.

The bucket-like ‘KFConsole’ is being built in partnership with PC maker Cooler Master and will have surprisingly decent specs.

“If Sony or Microsoft want any tips on how to engineer a chicken chamber for their efforts next time, they’d be welcome to get in touch,” Mark Cheevers, PR & social media lead at KFC UK & Ireland says.

My response to the KFConsole from r/gaming

ASX SMALL CAP WINNERS

Here are the best performing ASX small cap stocks for December 21 – December 24 [intraday]:

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CODE COMPANY PRICE WEEKLY RETURN % MARKET CAP
KP2 Kore Potash 0.023 109 $ 10,717,745.71
BCK Brockman Mining 0.08 95 $ 556,753,927.86
LER Leaf Resources 0.04 79 $ 30,533,648.33
PNN PepinNini Minerals 0.245 63 $ 7,933,084.80
AVE Avecho Biotech 0.031 63 $ 65,554,681.88
PLY Playside Studios 0.325 63 $ 32,483,722.93
SVS Sunvest Corporation 0.42 50 $ 5,106,790.08
PCL Pancontinental Oil 0.0015 50 $ 8,110,073.23
PBX Pacific Bauxite 0.003 50 $ 1,189,842.10
UUV UUV Aquabotix 0.0015 50 $ 3,582,562.22
DTR Dateline Resources 0.003 50 $ 24,630,234.23
AOA Ausmon Resorces 0.006 50 $ 4,083,956.06
APG Austpac Resources 0.0015 50 $ 4,748,494.43
TGO Growthops 0.065 48 $ 9,724,467.07
CFO Cfoam 0.036 44 $ 12,351,885.18
DCL Domacom 0.079 41 $ 24,463,505.12
HPP Health Plant Protein 0.245 40 $ 29,476,977.12
MDI Middle Island Resources 0.355 37 $ 44,250,303.79
CUE CUE Energy Resource 0.235 34 $ 164,058,134.20
PM8 Pensana Rare Earths 1.6 34 $ 184,848,469.12
EM2 Eagle Mountain 0.415 34 $ 61,618,356.72
CGS Cogstate 1.11 34 $ 187,152,164.10
DDT DataDot Technology 0.008 33 $ 8,693,086.26
CCE Carnegie Clean Energy 0.002 33 $ 22,659,571.56
BRU Buru Energy 0.12 33 $ 51,848,908.92
OMH OM Holdings 0.56 33 $ 417,322,185.41
PAB Patrys 0.0235 31 $ 47,007,367.45
DSE Dropsuite 0.15 30 $ 90,402,505.12
MTH Mithril Resources 0.022 29 $ 43,828,578.07
CI1 Credit Intelligence 0.031 29 $ 38,286,589.62
RXH Rewardle 0.009 29 $ 4,736,893.39
FCT Firstwave Cloud Tech 0.18 29 $ 117,632,791.62
SE1 Sensera 0.105 28 $ 32,346,740.60
CXM Centrex Metals 0.032 28 $ 10,997,002.71
TSL Titanium Sands 0.033 27 $ 25,805,792.46
FEL Fe Limited 0.038 27 $ 19,557,958.32
ABR American Pacific 1.46 27 $ 476,304,603.31
AVZ AVZ Minerals 0.115 26 $ 281,014,853.78

Aspiring fertiliser farmer Kore Potash (ASX:KP2) spiked hard  (+109%) on high volumes this week for no reason.

The ~$10m market cap, Congo based potash play is aiming to finalise Phase 1 of its project Definitive Feasibility Study (ostensibly the most detailed of all the studies) in May next year.

Pilbara iron ore play Brockman Mining (ASX:BCK) (+95%)  is now up 200% over the past six months.

No announcements this week either, but with iron ore running so hot do these guys even need news?

Leaf Resources (ASX:LEF) (+79%) has re-listed on the ASX following a recapitalisation and now specialises in “sustainable pine chemicals”.

PepinNini Minerals (ASX:PNN) (+63%) is looking to buy a South Australian halloysite-kaolin project next door to investor darling Andromeda Metals (ASX:ADN).

Avecho Biotechnology (ASX:AVE) (+63%) announced it would join the CA Clinics Observational Study to test the performance of its oral cannabidiol (CBD) products.

The data may well help cannabis products gain greater acceptance – but still, that’s a pretty dramatic share price rise for what amounts to mailing out surveys to cannabis patients.

 

ASX SMALL CAP LOSERS

Here are the worst performing ASX small cap stocks for December 21 – December 24 [intraday]:

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CODE COMPANY PRICE WEEKLY RETURN % MARKET CAP
CF1 Complii Fintech 0.059 -82 $ 13,379,029.01
GIB Gibb River Diamonds 0.082 -54 $ 17,766,793.38
MRD Mount Ridley Mines 0.003 -40 $ 10,305,639.13
MSB Mesoblast Limited 2.34 -38 $ 1,392,580,668.60
NTI Neurotech Intl 0.036 -38 $ 20,197,286.53
AKO Akora Resources 0.35 -38 $ 17,239,007.96
CAQ CAQ Holdings 0.026 -33 $ 18,662,443.31
TOM Tomizone Limited 0.002 -33 $ 850,401.35
XPE Xped Limited 0.002 -33 $ 3,585,724.05
NET Netlinkz Limited 0.048 -32 $ 126,895,577.78
SPQ Superior Resources 0.011 -31 $ 13,099,944.90
LCY Legacy Iron Ore 0.034 -31 $ 237,395,063.65
TDO 3D Oil Limited 0.051 -29 $ 13,524,606.97
PGY Pilot Energy 0.027 -29 $ 5,581,211.69
IKW Ikwezi Mining 0.005 -29 $ 20,325,000.00
AKM Aspire Mining 0.091 -27 $ 46,194,965.64
CLZ Classic Min 0.0015 -25 $ 30,536,536.61
PCH Property Connect 0.0015 -25 $ 1,028,795.21
ROG Red Sky Energy. 0.0015 -25 $ 3,069,274.92
EFE Eastern Iron 0.009 -25 $ 4,736,854.34
NMR Native Mineral Res 0.37 -24 $ 10,660,995.00
PXX Polarx Limited 0.029 -24 $ 15,172,609.03
RVS Revasum 0.275 -24 $ 21,724,580.08
TMX Terrain Minerals 0.01 -23 $ 7,357,610.09
WEC White Energy Company 0.1 -23 $ 77,447,871.90
WCN White Cliff Min 0.024 -23 $ 12,928,371.23
MMJ MMJ Group Hlds 0.12 -23 $ 26,444,708.28
CGB Cann Global Limited 0.007 -22 $ 35,954,370.32
AHF Aust Dairy Group 0.061 -22 $ 24,778,145.55
AZS Azure Minerals 0.57 -21 $ 160,389,476.27
MNB Minbos Resources 0.038 -21 $ 14,047,000.09
CPH Creso Pharma 0.175 -20 $ 130,428,407.15