The Secret Broker
The Secret Broker: When things are never quite what they seem
The Secret Broker: Is this the card you picked?
The Secret Broker: There’s an elephant in the room and it’s about to crush your foot
The Secret Broker: It’s not the size, it’s how you abuse it
The Secret Broker: Would you like woofers and tweeters with your bank account, Sir?
The Secret Broker: Two little boys had two little toys and each had a wooden hedge.
The Secret Broker: Reddit, squeeze it, eat it, dump it, bank it. When a short squeeze really becomes Finger Lickin’ Good
The Secret Broker: Heads I win, tails you lose, plus you choose how much you lose. Deal?
The Secret Broker: A boosey investment in ’82 comes back to life in 2021 as an upside-down elephant
The Secret Broker: Phone the dry cleaner, it’s time for the TSB 2020 Awards!
Dear TSB, all I want for Christmas is one of them fancy EV sleighs and an IPO
The Secret Broker: ‘Excuse me but does IPO mean I’ll Profit Overnight and if so, where’s my allocation?’
The Secret Broker: Everyone has a Twiggy Forrest story – mine has a lot of whisky in it
The Secret Broker: Now hold my Beer whilst I sell myself
The Secret Broker: The peasants, they are revolting
The Secret… Borker? When an upgrade becomes a downgrade
The Secret Broker: Learning to dance and sing along to a new tune? It’s trad Dad!
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The Secret Broker
After 35 years of stockbroking for some of the biggest houses and investors in both Australia and the UK, the Secret Broker is giving Stockhead the wisdom of all his experience and war stories from the trading floor to the dealer’s desk.
The Secret Broker can be found on Twitter here @SecretBrokerAU. Feel free to contact him with your best stock tips.
