Local markets are up this morning, tracking Wall Street higher and making some fairly significant hay while the sun shines on our mighty, mighty resources sector.

I’ll get the to the details shortly, but first I need to let you all know that a 100% bona fide horror show has taken place in Canberra – but this time, it doesn’t involve Barnaby Joyce talking about sex.

This story involves a 64-year-old woman from southeastern New South Wales, who rocked up to her local hospital after enduring what would normally be considered a fairly terrible three weeks of abdominal pain and diarrhoea, followed by a constant dry cough, fever and night sweats.

That, of course, sounds bad enough. But it gets worse, by quite a considerable margin.

After coming up empty, doctors sent the old dear home. That was in early 2021.

The following year, the poor old dear was still feeling pretty crook, and had managed to add “forgetfulness and depression” to the list of symptoms, so she was shipped off to Canberra, so doctors there could do what hospital doctors do best… order a bunch of scans to see if there was anything obvious that might show up.

An MRI revealed that there was something wrong inside her brain, the neurosurgeons decided to go digging around, and that was when infectious diseases expert Dr Sanjaya Senanayake got a phone call.

“Oh my god, you wouldn’t believe what I just found in this lady’s brain – and it’s alive and wriggling.”

It turned out to be an 8cm long parasitic roundworm that had taken up residence in the woman’s brain, where it was happily growing plump and juicy and generally being a terrible tenant… and here’s the picture you didn’t ask for:


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On the left, Australia’s worst tenant. On the right, the home it was evicted from, after giving its host a severe case of the shits (among other things). Pic via Canberra Health.

It took a specialist at the CSIRO to identify it as Ophidascaris robertsi, one of nature’s grossest living parasites, named (I presume) after former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, whose maiden name was, obviously, Gross-Parasite.

(Her maiden name was, for real, Roberts – a small nugget of trivia that I had been storing in my head, like a parasitic worm, apparently for this very occasion).

Anyway, Ophidascaris robertsi is a parasite that is usually only found in pythons, and the medicos reckon that the patient most likely picked it up after a carpet python crapped in her veggie patch.

The moral of the story, of course, is to make sure that you’re washing your food and your hands if you’ve been out in the garden, and – importantly – don’t eat stuff with snake s..t on it.



Local markets are on the rise this morning, even though the mercurial InfoTech sector has continued its earnest efforts to shed value in as many and varied ways as possible.

Leading the charge sector-wise, Materials is well out in front, with Consumer Discretionary and Utilities punching out solid performances as well.

The rest of the sectors are puddling along like wayward, distracted toddlers – and Health Care has joined InfoTech for a solid morning’s sulk in the corner.


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Chart via Marketindex.com.au


The XGD All Ords Gold index in particular is tracking well so far today, up more than 1.6%, the more general XJR Resources index is around +0.85% and then it’s daylight to the next specific index, the Banks, which are up 0.3% or thereabouts.

Up the expensive end of town, Australia’s Swingiest Large Cap™ Sayona Mining (ASX:SYA) is up to its old tricks again, dealing with yesterday’s -27% catastrophe by lurching nearly 21% back towards the nicer things in life.

MinRes (ASX:MIN) has packed on close to 6.3%, and Johns Lyng Group (ASX:JLG) has climbed 5.3% since the ASX doors opened as well.



Wall Street was singing from a much happier hymn book overnight, with the session there bearing fruit that saw the S&P 500 and Dow Jones rise by +0.6%, while tech-heavy Nasdaq climbed +0.84%.

Of note, there’s some big news for Nasdaq-listed Vietnamese electric-vehicle maker VinFast Auto, which jumped 20% to become the world’s third most valuable automaker, behind Toyota and Tesla.

To put VinFast’s current market cap in perspective, it’s sitting at US$190 billion – a very tidy sum compared to the likes of Boeing (US$137 billion) and Ferrari (US$54 billion).

Different customer bases, obviously, but still… $190 billion company based in what is clearly still a developing country is as impressive as it is nuts.

In other automaker news, Chinese EV maker Xpeng rose more than 5% after announcing it will pay up to US$744 million for ride-sharing giant DiDi Global’s electric car development business.

And in shocking news, Exxon Mobil has declared that the world will fail to reach the 2 degrees celsius Paris Accord goal on emissions by 2050, projecting the world’s CO2 emissions will reach 25 billion metric tons that year.

Whether that’s a tacit admission that the company is responsible for an enormous amount of the environmental damage being done, or just an horrendously tone-deaf and completely unnecessary global sledge remains unclear.

In Japan, the Nikkei is up slightly on news that the government there has summoned China’s ambassador for a “quiet chat”, due to an enormous volume of nuisance phone calls from China to Japanese businesses over Japan’s decision to dump radioactive waste water into the sea.

“There have been numerous harassment calls believed to originate from China and instances of stones being thrown into the Japanese embassy and Japanese schools. It must be said these are regrettable,” Japanese PM Fumio Kishida.

“Suck it,” China said in response, clearly happy that it’s someone else in trouble for a change.

Shanghai markets are up 0.36%, driven higher by Chinese telcos reporting a staggering increase in international call volumes, while in Hong Kong the Hang Seng is up 1.32% because they’ve been rich enough to fly seafood in from Australia for ages.



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Leading the Small Caps at lunch time today is GCX Metals (ASX:GCX), flying 78.5% this morning on news that it has entered into a binding conditional agreement to acquire the Dante nickel-copper-platinum group elements project located in the West Musgrave region of Western Australia.

Dante contains advanced large-scale magmatic Ni-Cu-PGE targets and PGE-Au Reef targets, including about 23km of outcropping mineralised strike grading an average of 1.1g/t PGE3ii, 1.13% V2O5, and 23.2% TiO2, with grades up to 3.4g/t PGE3.

It’s almost a turnkey operation at this stage, with a signed Native Title Agreement with the Ngaanyatjarra Land Council and initial heritage surveys already completed – and a strong enough proposition to attract experienced geologist and resource company executive Thomas Line as managing director & CEO of GCX, from his most recent role as CEO of Taruga Minerals (ASX:TAR).

Resources & Energy Group (ASX:REZ) is sporting a 33% gain this morning, on news that gold processing is about to kick off at East Menzies Gold Field, with the company’s ore from Maranoa identified as a prime candidate for the vat leach gold production campaign.

The campaign will initially treat 5000 tonnes of ore with a diluted grade of ~4.6g/t Au, and – once that’s up and running – REZ will get cracking on developing a larger-scale vat leach campaign to treat additional shallow resources which have been identified at the Maranoa (8,000oz) and Goodenough (43,000oz) gold deposits.

And in third place today, Apollo Minerals (ASX:AON) is up 28.5% on news that it has entered into a conditional agreement to acquire 100% of the shares in Edelweiss Mineral Exploration, which holds the Belgrade copper project in Serbia.

It’s huge news, mostly because of the history of the area – the Belgrade Copper Project consists of four licences covering 202km2 which formed part of the Serbian copper exploration project portfolio held by Reservoir Minerals.

Reservoir was acquired by Nevsun Resources (TSX:NSU) in 2016 in a deal worth US$365 million, which was subsequently part of a US$1.4 billion takeover by Zijin Mining Group in 2018.



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