A US comedian found shrimp tails, dental floss, a pea, and maybe rat sh*t in his cereal.

Not a joke, he says.

The company that makes Cinnamon Toast Crunch attempted to pass it off as a “an accumulation of cinnamon sugar”. Nice try.


 

To Markets:

US share markets eased on Wednesday, despite investors responding to positive testimony by the US Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen to the Senate Banking Committee.

Global oil prices are up ~6 per cent after a container ship ran aground in the Suez Canal, potentially causing disruption to global oil supplies.

And the ASX has made early gains, with the benchmark ASX 200 Index up 0.35% by 12pm eastern time.

 

WINNERS

Here are the best performing ASX small cap stocks at 12pm Wednesday March 25:

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Screen protector Nanoveu (ASX:NVU) has secured coffee machine maker Nestlé Professional as a customer.

Red hot graphite play Renascor (ASX:RNU) signed an offtake memorandum of understanding (MOU) with a $1.7 billion battery chemicals trader.

And cosmetics company McPherson’s (ASX:MCP) surged on a $1.34 per share takeover offer.
 

LOSERS

Here are the worst performing ASX small cap stocks at 12pm Wednesday March 25:

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Gold miner Resolute (ASX:RSG) plummeted after the Ghanian government just decided to reappropriate a project Evolution was selling to the Chinese for ~$100m. Shady.